Ricky Gervais Opening Monologue - 77th Golden Globe Awards, January 5, 2020
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A bold opening speech by Ricky Gervais - 77th Golden Globe Awards
With a translation into Czech
Thinking for 2m 37s 0:00
hello and welcome to the 77th annual
Dobrý večer a vítejte na 77. ročníku
0:03
Golden Globe Awards live from The
Zlatých glóbů, živě z
0:05
Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles
hotelu Beverly Hilton tady v Los Angeles.
0:08
I'm Ricky … thank you
Já jsem Ricky Gervais, díky.
0:11
um you'll you'll be pleased to know this
Určitě vás potěší,
0:14
is the last time I'm hosting these
že je to naposledy, co tyhle ceny moderuju,
0:16
Awards so I don't care anymore um I'm
takže je mi to už úplně jedno.
0:20
joking I never did
Dělám si legraci – nikdy mi na tom nezáleželo.
0:23
um NBC clearly don't care either fifth
NBC je to očividně taky fuk, už popáté.
0:27
time so I mean Kevin Hart was fired from
Třeba Kevin Hart byl vyhozen z Oscarů
0:30
the Oscars because of some offensive
kvůli pár „urážlivým“ tweetům.
0:32
tweets
0:34
hello lucky for me the Hollywood forarm
Já mám kliku, že Hollywood Foreign Press
0:37
press can barely speak English
sotva umí anglicky
0:40
and they've no idea what Twitter is so I
a vůbec netuší, co je Twitter, takže mi
0:44
got offered this gig by fact so let's go
tu fušku nabídli faxem. Tak to pojďme
0:47
out with a bang let's have a laugh at
odpálit ve velkém. Pobavme se na váš účet,
0:49
your expense shall we remember they're
co říkáte? Pamatujte, jsou to jen vtipy,
0:52
just jokes we're all going to die soon
stejně brzy všichni chcípnem
0:55
and there's no seat call
a žádné pokračování nebude.
0:58
so yeah remember that um but you all
Takže jo, myslete na to. Ale všichni
1:02
look lovely all doled up you came here
vypadáte skvěle, krásně vyšňoření. Přijeli
1:04
in your limos I came here in a limo
jste sem v limuzínách; já jsem dneska taky
1:06
tonight and the license plate was made
přijel limuzínou – a tu espézetku na ní
1:08
by Felicity Huffman so no
vyrobila Felicity Huffman.
1:13
shush it's a it's her daughter I feel
Ticho. Je mi líto její dcery, jo?
1:16
sorry for okay that must be the most
Tohle musí být ta nejtrapnější věc,
1:19
embarrassing thing that's ever happened
co se jí v životě stala – a její táta hrál
1:21
to her and her dad was in Wild Hogs
ve filmu Wild Hogs.
1:25
so lots of big celebrities here tonight
Takže dneska tu máme spoustu velkých hvězd,
1:27
I mean Legends icons you yeah this table
legendy, ikony… Tenhle stůl sám o sobě:
1:31
alone uh Al paccino Robert dairo
Al Pacino, Robert De Niro,
1:39
but baby
a Baby
1:41
Yoda oh that's that's Joe peshy sorry um
Yoda… ne, to je Joe Pesci, promiň.
1:45
I love you man don't have me whacked um
Miluju tě, kámo, nenech mě oddělat.
1:48
but tonight isn't just about the people
Ale dnešek není jen o lidech před kamerou.
1:50
in front of the camera in this room are
V tomhle sále sedí i někteří z vůbec
1:52
some of the most important TV and film
nejdůležitějších televizních a filmových
1:54
Executives in the world people from
manažerů na světě, lidi ze všech možných
1:56
every background but they all have one
prostředí, ale mají jedno společné:
1:58
thing in common they're all terrified of
všichni mají hrozný strach z
2:00
Ronan
Ronana
2:02
Pharaoh he's coming for you he's coming
Farrowa. Jde si pro vás. Jde si pro vás.
2:05
for you look talking of all you perverts
Když už mluvíme o vás, vy úchyláci,
2:09
it was a big
byl to velký…
2:10
year it was a big year for pedophile
byl to velký rok pro filmy o pedofilech:
2:13
movies um surviving R Kelly leaving
Surviving R. Kelly, Leaving Neverland,
2:17
Neverland two popes shut up shut up I
The Two Popes. Ticho, ticho,
2:21
don't care I don't
je mi to jedno. Fakt je mi to fuk.
2:25
care many talented people of color were
Spousta talentovaných lidí jiné barvy
2:28
snubbed in major categor is um
pleti byla v hlavních kategoriích ignorována.
2:30
unfortunately there's nothing we can do
Bohužel s tím nic nenaděláme,
2:32
about that the Hollywood Foreign Press
Hollywood Foreign Press Association jsou
2:33
are all very very racist
všichni, ale fakt všichni rasisti.
2:36
so fifth time
Takže… pátý rok.
2:40
so we were going to do an inmemoriam
Původně jsme chtěli mít letos i rubriku
2:42
this year but when I saw the list of
„in memoriam“, ale když jsem viděl seznam
2:45
people that had died it wasn't diverse
těch, co zemřeli, nebyl dostatečně „diverzní“.
2:47
enough it just
2:49
no it was mostly white people and I
Ne, většinou to byli běloši, a já si řekl:
2:53
thought nah not on my watch
„Ne, dokud to moderuju já, ani náhodou.“
2:56
so maybe next year let's let's see what
Takže možná příští rok, uvidíme, jak to dopadne.
3:00
happens no one cares about movies
Nikdo se už o filmy nezajímá.
3:02
anymore no one goes to the cinema no one
Nikdo nechodí do kina,
3:04
really watches Network TV everyone's
skoro nikdo nekouká na klasickou TV,
3:07
watching Netflix this show should just
všichni koukají na Netflix. Tenhle večer by měl
3:10
be me coming out going well done Netflix
vypadat tak, že bych jen přišel, řekl: „Bravo, Netflix,
3:12
you win everything good night but no no
vyhrál jsi všechno. Dobrou noc.“ Ale ne,
3:14
we got to drag it out for 3 hours you
musíme to natahovat tři hodiny. Mohli byste
3:16
could binge watch the entire first
během toho zhltnout celou první sérii
3:18
season of afterlife instead of watching
After Life místo toho, abyste koukali na tohle.
3:20
this show that that's a show about a man
To je seriál o chlápkovi, který se chce zabít,
3:23
who wants to kill himself because his
protože mu žena umře na rakovinu – a pořád je to
3:25
wife dies of cancer and it's still more
zábavnější než tenhle večer.
3:27
fun than this okay
3:30
spoiler alert um season two is on the
Spoiler: druhá série je na cestě,
3:33
way so in the end he obviously didn't
takže se nakonec očividně nezabil.
3:35
kill himself just like Jeffrey
Stejně jako Jeffrey
3:38
Epstein shut up I know he's your friend
Epstein. Ticho. Vím, že je to váš kámoš,
3:41
but I don't
ale je mi to
3:44
care do you have to make your own way
fuk. Museli jste přece přiletět každý
3:46
here in your own plane didn't you right
svým vlastním letadlem, ne?
3:48
but seriously most films are awful lazy
Ale vážně – většina filmů je dneska děsná, líné
3:52
remakes sequels I've heard a rumor that
remaky a pokračování. Slyšel jsem, že se prý chystá
3:55
there might be a sequel to Sophie's
pokračování Sophiiny volby. To by byla jen
3:57
choice I mean that are just be Merill
Meryl Streep, jak říká: „Tentokrát to musí být
4:00
Street going well it's got to be this
tohle.“
4:02
one
4:07
then all the best actors have jumped to
Ti nejlepší herci utekli k Netflixu a HBO.
4:10
Netflix and HBO you know and the actors
A ti, co pořád točí jen hollywoodské
4:12
who just do Hollywood movies now do
filmy, dělají už jen fantazijní dobrodružné slátaniny.
4:14
fantasy Adventure nonsense they wear
Nosí masky a pláště a příšerně těsné
4:16
masks and capes and really tight
kostýmy. Jejich práce už není herectví,
4:19
costumes their job isn't acting anymore
ale chodit dvakrát denně do posilovny
4:21
it's going to the gym twice a day and
a sypat steroidy. Vážně.
4:23
taking steroids really have we got a
Máme tu cenu pro „nejnapumpovanějšího feťáka“?
4:26
have we got an award for most RI junkie
Nemá cenu, stejně víme, kdo by ji dostal.
4:28
no no point we know he'd win that um
4:32
Martin scores ay the greatest living
Martin Scorsese, největší žijící režisér,
4:34
director made the news for his
byl v novinách kvůli svým kontroverzním
4:36
controversial comments about the Marvel
komentářům o marvelovských filmech.
4:38
franchise he said they're not real
Řekl, že to není skutečné kino
4:40
Cinema and they remind him of theme
a že mu to připomíná zábavní parky.
4:42
parks I agree although I don't know what
Souhlasím, i když nechápu, co dělá v zábavních parcích,
4:44
he's doing hanging around theme parks
když je moc malý na to, aby ho pustili
4:46
he's not big enough to go on the rides
na atrakce.
4:48
is
4:49
he he
Je prťavej.
4:53
tiny right the Irishman was amazing it
Fakt. The Irishman byl úžasný.
4:58
was amazing um that it was my my it was
Úžasný. Byl to můj… můj… prostě skvělý film.
5:03
great
5:05
uh long but amazing um it wasn't the
Dlouhý, ale úžasný. A nebyl to jediný epos.
5:10
only Epic movie Once Upon a Time in
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood – skoro tři
5:12
Hollywood nearly 3 hours long Leonardo
hodiny. Leonardo DiCaprio přišel na premiéru
5:14
DiCaprio attended the premiere and by
a ke konci projekce už byla jeho rande
5:16
the end his date was too old for him
na něj moc stará.
5:24
so even prince Andrew is like come on
Takže i princ Andrew říká: „No tak, Leo, kámo,
5:27
Leo mate you know
podívej se,
5:30
you're nearly 50 son
vždyť ti je skoro padesát, chlapče.“
5:33
um the world got to see James Cordon as
Svět viděl Jamese Cordena jako tlustou
5:36
a fat
kočku.
5:39
he was also in the movie Cats but
A taky hrál ve filmu Cats,
5:43
no one saw that um and the reviews oh
který nikdo neviděl. A recenze?
5:47
shocking I saw one that said this is the
Šok. Jednu jsem četl: „Tohle je nejhorší věc,
5:50
worst thing to happen to cats since dogs
co se kočkám stala od doby, co existují psi.“
5:55
right but Dame Judy Dench defended the
Jenomže Dame Judi Dench ten film bránila.
5:58
film saying it was the role she was born
Prohlásila, že je to role, pro kterou se narodila,
6:00
to play because she I can't do this next
protože… Ne, ten další vtip už asi nedám…
6:05
joke because she loves nothing better
protože nejvíc miluje, když sebou plácne na koberec,
6:07
than plonking herself down on the carpet
zvedne nohu
6:10
lifting her leg and licking her own
a začne si lízat vlastní frndu.
6:14
[Applause]
6:19
Minge FAL FAL she's old school
Jo, frnda. Starý dobrý styl.
6:25
um it's the last time who cares
Je to naposled, koho to zajímá.
6:31
oh Apple roared into the the TV game
Apple vlítl do televizního byznysu
6:35
with a morning show a superb drama
se seriálem The Morning Show, skvělým dramatem
6:39
yeah a superb drama about the importance
o důstojnosti
6:42
of dignity and doing the right thing
a dělání správné věci…
6:45
made by a company that runs sweat shops
které natočila firma, co provozuje sweatshopy
6:47
in China so well you say you're woke but
v Číně. Takže vy o sobě říkáte, jak jste „woke“,
6:50
the companies you work for I mean
ale ty firmy, pro které makáte… Neuvěřitelné.
6:51
unbelievable Apple Amazon Disney if Isis
Apple, Amazon, Disney – kdyby si ISIS založila
6:55
started a streaming service you'd call
streamovací platformu, zavolali byste svému agentovi,
6:57
your agent wouldn't you so if you do win
že tam chcete být taky. Takže jestli dneska něco vyhrajete,
7:00
an award tonight don't use it as a a
nepoužívejte to jako platformu pro politické řeči.
7:03
platform to make a political speech
7:05
right you're in no position to lecture
Nemáte žádné právo poučovat veřejnost o čemkoli.
7:06
the public about anything you know
O skutečném světě nevíte vůbec nic.
7:08
nothing about the real world most of you
Většina z vás strávila ve škole míň času
7:11
spent less time in school than Greta
než Greta Thunberg.
7:12
thumberg so if you win right come up
Takže když vyhrajete, jo: vylezte sem,
7:16
accept your little award thank your
převezměte si tu svoji malou cenu, poděkujte
7:18
agent and your God and off
agentovi a svému Bohu a táhněte do prdele.
7:21
okay
Jo?
7:26
so it's already 3 hours long
Tenhle večer už má tři hodiny.
7:32
right let's do the first award the first
Tak jo, pojďme na první cenu.
7:36
award the first award is for best actor
První cena je za nejlepšího herce
7:39
in a television series musical or comedy
v televizním seriálu, muzikálu nebo komedii.
7:42
to present the award are a couple of
A tuhle cenu přijdou předat dvě televizní hvězdy,
7:44
actors off the Telly what can I say
co vám budu povídat:
7:46
Jennifer anderon and REE Withers
Jennifer Aniston a Reese Witherspoon.
Original transcript:
0:00
hello and welcome to the 77th annual
0:03
Golden Globe Awards live from The
0:05
Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles
0:08
I'm Ricky ja thank you
0:11
um you'll you'll be pleased to know this
0:14
is the last time I'm hosting these
0:16
Awards so I don't care anymore um I'm
0:20
joking I never did
0:23
um NBC clearly don't care either fifth
0:27
time so I mean Kevin Hart was fired from
0:30
the Oscars because of some offensive
0:32
tweets
0:34
hello lucky for me the Hollywood forarm
0:37
press can barely speak English
0:40
and they've no idea what Twitter is so I
0:44
got offered this gig by fact so let's go
0:47
out with a bang let's have a laugh at
0:49
your expense shall we remember they're
0:52
just jokes we're all going to die soon
0:55
and there's no seat call
0:58
so yeah remember that um but you all
1:02
look lovely all doled up you came here
1:04
in your limos I came here in a limo
1:06
tonight and the license plate was made
1:08
by Felicity Huffman so no
1:13
shush it's a it's her daughter I feel
1:16
sorry for okay that must be the most
1:19
embarrassing thing that's ever happened
1:21
to her and her dad was in Wild Hogs
1:25
so lots of big celebrities here tonight
1:27
I mean Legends icons you yeah this table
1:31
alone uh Al paccino Robert dairo
1:39
but baby
1:41
Yoda oh that's that's Joe peshy sorry um
1:45
I love you man don't have me whacked um
1:48
but tonight isn't just about the people
1:50
in front of the camera in this room are
1:52
some of the most important TV and film
1:54
Executives in the world people from
1:56
every background but they all have one
1:58
thing in common they're all terrified of
2:00
Ronan
2:02
Pharaoh he's coming for you he's coming
2:05
for you look talking of all you perverts
2:09
it was a big
2:10
year it was a big year for pedophile
2:13
movies um surviving R Kelly leaving
2:17
Neverland two popes shut up shut up I
2:21
don't care I don't
2:25
care many talented people of color were
2:28
snubbed in major categor is um
2:30
unfortunately there's nothing we can do
2:32
about that the Hollywood Foreign Press
2:33
are all very very racist
2:36
so fifth time
2:40
so we were going to do an inmemoriam
2:42
this year but when I saw the list of
2:45
people that had died it wasn't diverse
2:47
enough it just
2:49
no it was mostly white people and I
2:53
thought nah not on my watch
2:56
so maybe next year let's let's see what
3:00
happens no one cares about movies
3:02
anymore no one goes to the cinema no one
3:04
really watches Network TV everyone's
3:07
watching Netflix this show should just
3:10
be me coming out going well done Netflix
3:12
you win everything good night but no no
3:14
we got to drag it out for 3 hours you
3:16
could binge watch the entire first
3:18
season of afterlife instead of watching
3:20
this show that that's a show about a man
3:23
who wants to kill himself because his
3:25
wife dies of cancer and it's still more
3:27
fun than this okay
3:30
spoiler alert um season two is on the
3:33
way so in the end he obviously didn't
3:35
kill himself just like Jeffrey
3:38
Epstein shut up I know he's your friend
3:41
but I don't
3:44
care do you have to make your own way
3:46
here in your own plane didn't you right
3:48
but seriously most films are awful lazy
3:52
remakes sequels I've heard a rumor that
3:55
there might be a sequel to Sophie's
3:57
choice I mean that are just be Merill
4:00
Street going well it's got to be this
4:02
one
4:07
then all the best actors have jumped to
4:10
Netflix and HBO you know and the actors
4:12
who just do Hollywood movies now do
4:14
fantasy Adventure nonsense they wear
4:16
masks and capes and really tight
4:19
costumes their job isn't acting anymore
4:21
it's going to the gym twice a day and
4:23
taking steroids really have we got a
4:26
have we got an award for most RI junkie
4:28
no no point we know he'd win that um
4:32
Martin scores ay the greatest living
4:34
director made the news for his
4:36
controversial comments about the Marvel
4:38
franchise he said they're not real
4:40
Cinema and they remind him of theme
4:42
parks I agree although I don't know what
4:44
he's doing hanging around theme parks
4:46
he's not big enough to go on the rides
4:48
is
4:49
he he
4:53
tiny right the Irishman was amazing it
4:58
was amazing um that it was my my it was
5:03
great
5:05
uh long but amazing um it wasn't the
5:10
only Epic movie Once Upon a Time in
5:12
Hollywood nearly 3 hours long Leonardo
5:14
DiCaprio attended the premiere and by
5:16
the end his date was too old for him
5:24
so even prince Andrew is like come on
5:27
Leo mate you know
5:30
you're nearly 50 son
5:33
um the world got to see James Cordon as
5:36
a fat
5:39
he was also in the movie Cats but
5:43
no one saw that um and the reviews oh
5:47
shocking I saw one that said this is the
5:50
worst thing to happen to cats since dogs
5:55
right but Dame Judy Dench defended the
5:58
film saying it was the role she was born
6:00
to play because she I can't do this next
6:05
joke because she loves nothing better
6:07
than plonking herself down on the carpet
6:10
lifting her leg and licking her own
6:14
[Applause]
6:19
Minge FAL FAL she's old school
6:25
um it's the last time who cares
6:31
oh Apple roared into the the TV game
6:35
with a morning show a superb drama
6:39
yeah a superb drama about the importance
6:42
of dignity and doing the right thing
6:45
made by a company that runs sweat shops
6:47
in China so well you say you're woke but
6:50
the companies you work for I mean
6:51
unbelievable Apple Amazon Disney if Isis
6:55
started a streaming service you'd call
6:57
your agent wouldn't you so if you do win
7:00
an award tonight don't use it as a a
7:03
platform to make a political speech
7:05
right you're in no position to lecture
7:06
the public about anything you know
7:08
nothing about the real world most of you
7:11
spent less time in school than Greta
7:12
thumberg so if you win right come up
7:16
accept your little award thank your
7:18
agent and your God and off
7:21
okay
7:26
so it's already 3 hours long
7:32
right let's do the first award the first
7:36
award the first award is for best actor
7:39
in a television series musical or comedy
7:42
to present the award are a couple of
7:44
actors off the Telly what can I say
7:46
Jennifer anderon and REE Withers
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